I liked Watchmen... Alot.
Its a nose breaking punch of unflinching originality that isnt here to make friends or be forgotten.
But Im not here to discuss its meanings, merits or even the satirical blowjob it gave the US government.
Im here to talk bollocks.
Rorschach made the blood drain from my face & circulate directly to my penis, he has to be the coolest superhero imaginable. Not the best mind you, that mantle (in my opinion) belongs to Batman but most surely the fuckin A grade, world class, cum in your pants coolest.Another aspect that made him stand out like Micheal Jackson with candy at a preschool was the fact he was a Red head.
How many cool ginger superheroes have you seen? Thats right, none. He broke the stereotype & Gingers around the world are showering popcorn over other cinema patrons at this discovery screaming "YEAH FUCKERS!! YOU SEE THAT!! RANG POWER!!" before being pulled back into their seat by their embarassed girlfriends.Gingers have a reputation for being hotheaded & I dont blame them considering the only other popular comicbook "hero" with the same hair color is Archie.
Dr Manhattan however has an icy, Zen like calm that belies his true nature.
Let me ask you a question Doc, If you can change shape at will & generally dont give a shit about humans or what they think then why do you have the body of a gym junkie , the cock of a pornstar & parade around naked all the time?
Why? because you do care! You fucking smug baldy smurf!You dont want to look like a microwaved burrito because you think about your body image hence you care about what people think of you! Dude, you were on an Arctic wasteland sans clothes & your dong stayed the same size. Zero shrinkage. In front of a hot chick.I rest my Godamn case.
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